Friday, 17 February 2012
Star Wars - we're bored now
"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended." Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
Star Wars may have initially been a great saga but George Lucas has turned it into a pile of crap. And I stick by that statement and below I present my ten reasons on why Star Wars is crap.
2- Jar Jar Binks - need I say more.
3- Re-issuing The Empire Strikes Back with a dodgty CGI Jabba tacked on.
4- Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor - episodes 7 and 8?
5-Using an embarrassing plot device as a religion - pity the force wasn't with George.
6 - Making Vader a cute little kid.
7-Creating a situation where the biggest box office goes to the dumbest movies.
8-Making even Samuel L Jackson look uncool.
9- Not allowing Han to shoot first
10- Jar Jar f***ing Binks