Now this must be the most absurd story I've reported here - but Clint Eastwood's second Dirty Harry movie, Magnum Force is to be turned into an off Broadway musical.
Full details can be read HERE
That's got to be the most Chicken Oriental idea I've heard in some time - Mind you, I felt the same about The Evil Dead Musical but that's quite good fun. And odd though it may seem a musical Dirty Harry would attract a cult audience.
I pity the songwriter who has to come up with songs based along the famous signature lines.
So here's my go:
Sung to the tune of the Rolling Stones Get Off my Cloud
- Hey hey, you you - get off'a my lawn.
Others titles could be Happiness is a warm Magnum or I wish I was Harry's girl.
Anyone else got any suggestions.