Friday 26 December 2008


At 7:30 tonight I shall be on stage, playing one of the ugly sisters. In the grand tradition of panto I have cast aside my rugged he-man look, thrown my Y-Fronts asunder and am rather resplendent in my dress. I'm looking forward to this first show and have even managed during rehearsals to stay in key for a whole verse of , If I Ruled the World.

Ahh well, break a leg.



(Pictured looking every inch as foxy as Madonna)

6 comments:

Ben Willans said...

Gary, that is priceless!

Jo Walpole said...

Hope it all went well for you. I actually think you look more attractive than Madonna. :-)
Jo

Gary Dobbs/Jack Martin said...

It went very well indeed - despite behind pelted by mint humbugs.

Shauna Roberts said...

What an amazing transformation!

What is "panto"?

Barrie said...

Your wig is so much cuter than mine!

David Cranmer said...

Will this be the photo released for the TARNISHED STAR publicity next year? (ok bad joke)

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